@Sam Bunion
#cycle 1
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#char 2
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Stupid Mission: Enigma Ripoff Title
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Screens...
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#SEND ALL:lever
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There. Screen still looks horrible.
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Hi, I'm Sam Bunion. You'll be controlling
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me during this game. Like I really want
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somebody like YOU controlling me. Ho boy.
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Well, here's the opening sequence. It has
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nothing to do with the game. Enjoy!
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#SEND ALL:mind
#char 255
#END
:bjorn
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#char 2
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Well, that's it for the pre-game antics.
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Press `P' and you can play the game.
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And trust me, there's no more.
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Would I lie to you?
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(Heh heh heh! Sucker!)
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#char 255
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TO GET 5000 HEALTH, WALK TO THE BOTTOM
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LEFT OF THE FIRST SCREEEN...
#END
#cycle 1
#END
:lever
#char 92
/i
#CHANGE INVISIBLE WATER
/i
#CHANGE WATER BREAKABLE
/i
#CHANGE BREAKABLE NORMAL
/i
#CHANGE NORMAL SOLID
#END
#END
:mind
/i/i
#char 73
#END
:hide
#char 255
#END
:mind
/i/i/i
#char 84
#END
:hide
#char 255
#END
:mind
/i/i/i/i
#char 83
#END
:hide
#char 255
#END
:mind
/i/i/i/i/i/i
#char 65
#END
:hide
#char 255
#END
:mind
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#char 76
#END
:hide
#char 255
#END
:mind
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#char 76
#END
:hide
#char 255
#END
:mind
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#char 73
#END
:hide
#char 255
#END
:mind
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#char 78
#END
:hide
#char 255
#END
:ndie
/i/i/i/i
#char 249
#END
#END
:mind
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#char 89
#END
:hide
#char 255
#END
:niet
#char 25
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#DIE
#END
#END
:mind
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#char 79
#END
:hide
#char 255
#END
:mind
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#char 85
#END
:hide
#char 255
#END
:mind
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#char 82
#END
:hide
#char 255
#END
:mind
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#char 77
#END
:hide
#char 255
#END
:mind
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#char 73
#END
:hide
#char 255
#END
:mind
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#char 78
#END
:hide
#char 255
#END
:mind
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#char 68
/i/i/i
#CHAR 255
#send all:hide
#END
:freud
#char 25
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#DIE
#END
@Rompole
#END
:ndie
/i/i/i/i
#char 2
#END
:mgo
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#PUT N EMPTY
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#END
:mshoot
#PUT S EMPTY
#SHOOT S
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#SEND ALL:bjorn
#DIE
#END
@Nietzche
#END
:niet
#char 1
/i
#char 2
/i
#char 1
/i
#char 2
#END
:njump
/n/s
#SEND njump
#END
:nstop
#END
:nshoot
#SHOOT E
#END
:ndie
#DIE
#END
@Freud
#END
:freud
#char 1
/i
#char 2
/i
#char 1
/i
#char 2
#END
:fjump
/n/s
#SEND fjump
#END
:fstop
/s
#END
:shot
#DIE
#END
#END
:ndie
/i/i/i/i
#char 220
#END
:bjorn
#DIE
#END
#END
:ndie
/i/i/i/i
#char 220
#END
:bjorn
#DIE
#END
#END
:ndie
/i/i/i/i
#char 220
#END
:bjorn
#DIE
#END
#END
:ndie
/i/i/i/i
#char 220
#END
:bjorn
#DIE
#END
#END
:ndie
/i/i/i/i
#char 220
#END
:bjorn
#DIE
#END
#END
:ndie
/i/i/i/i
#char 220
#END
:bjorn
#DIE
#END
#END
:ndie
/i/i/i/i
#char 220
#END
:bjorn
#DIE
#END
@Host
#cycle 2
#END
:hide
#char 2
Hello, welcome to It's All in Your Mind!
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Tonight in the theater we have two men...
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who had extreamly revolutionary ideas...
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for their time.
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#SEND ALL:niet
On my left is Mr. Nietzsche, who believed
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there to be a devine superman above all
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gods and wrote `Thus Spake Zarathustra'.
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#SEND ALL:freud
On my right is Mr. Freud, who believed
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all bad emotional energy is originated in
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carnel lust. Good evening, gentlemen.
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#SEND ALL:fjump
Freud: Ah, Zarathustra, the Persian
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#char 255
prophet Zoroaster. In Greek, `old camel'.
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I believe zis may be the root of your
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problem. In your childhood you felt
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affection for a camel.
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#SEND ALL:fstop
#SEND ALL:njump
Hey, Mr. Bob was a better camel than
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you'll ever be!!! Take this!!!
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#SEND ALL:nstop
#SEND ALL:nshoot
#char 2
/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/n/n
Uh, this week, I think we'll have to cut
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the show a little short...
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#SEND ALL:ndie
#DIE
#END
@Costomer
#END
:ndie
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#char 2
#cycle 2
Costomer: Is this the deli?
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Man: Rompole's Reprobate Deli!
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Costomer: Got any meat?
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Man: Well, that's a broad subject.
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Costomer: What do you have?
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Man: Oh, aardvark, anthropods, anteaters,
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alligator, Armenian Hedge Pig...
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Costomer: Cow. A large piece of cow.
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Man: Earlobe? Nose? Brain? Spleen?
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Gland? Can't eat just one...
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Costomer: Ribs! Lots of them!
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Man: Well then -- spare, raw, grilled,
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rare, mashed into a paste...
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Costomer: BAR-B-QUE!!!
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Man: Male or female cattle?
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Costomer: ...
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Never mind. Give me a baked potato with
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the works.
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Man: Coming right up. $10.50, please.
#SEND ALL:mgo
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Costomer: This is neither baked nor a
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potato!
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Man: IF YOU WANTED TO HAND PICK IT, YOU
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SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE BUFFET!!!
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#SEND ALL:mshoot
#END
:shot
#DIE
#END