#cycle 1
#end
:light
#change breakable yellow solid
#change water yellow fake
#change green invisible blue breakable
#end
@mus
#cycle 1
#end
:looney
#play q-b+seeid#c#-bq.g#
#play i-b+seeid#c#dq.d#
#play td#s.d#i-b+c#-b+sd#-i.b+c#tx-b
#play i-b+cc#dd#exse
#end
@spell
#cycle 1
#end
:summon
:s
:s
:s
:s
:s
:s
:s
:s
#play t-e!+f#+a#
#change red invisible solid
/i
#change red solid invisible
#change purple invisible solid
/i
#change purple solid invisible
#zap s
#s
:s
#change purple invisible empty
#change red invisible empty
#all:summ
/i/i
#Karen:augh
#end
#bind wr
@rock
#cycle 1
#end
:fall
#play t00x0
#char 254
#walk s
#end
:thud
#walk idle
#play t914675800
#char 15
/i
#put e white line
#char 249
#walk n
/w
#walk idle
#char 250
#change white line empty
/i
#Maleen:hither
#die
Unregistered
@wr
#cycle 1
#end
:light
#char 124
#cycle 1
#end
:light
#char 240
#cycle 1
#end
:light
#char 85
#cycle 1
#end
:light
#char 77
#cycle 1
#end
:light
#char 105
#cycle 1
#end
:light
#char 115
#cycle 1
#end
:light
#char 115
#cycle 1
#end
:light
#char 105
#cycle 1
#end
:light
#char 111
#cycle 1
#end
:light
#char 110
@cy
#cycle 1
#end
:light
#become cyan normal
°±± ±°
#bind cy
#bind bl
#bind cy
° ±°
@bl
#cycle 1
#end
:light
#become blue normal
#bind cy
°
#bind cy
#bind bl
#bind cy
#bind bl
#bind bl
#cycle 1
#end
:byl
#char 83
#cycle 1
#end
:byl
#char 111
#cycle 1
#end
:byl
#char 102
#cycle 1
#end
:byl
#char 116
#cycle 1
#end
:byl
#char 87
#cycle 1
#end
:byl
#char 97
#cycle 1
#end
:byl
#char 114
#cycle 1
#end
:byl
#char 101
#cycle 1
#end
:byl
#char 86
#cycle 1
#end
:byl
#char 105
#cycle 1
#end
:byl
#char 115
#cycle 1
#end
:byl
#char 105
#cycle 1
#end
:byl
#char 111
#cycle 1
#end
:byl
#char 110
#cycle 1
#end
:byl
#char 115
@who
#cycle 2
#end
:you
:off
#char 32
#end
:kar
#char 75
/i
#char 32
/i
#kar
:mal
#char 77
/i
#char 32
/i
#mal
@who
#cycle 2
#end
:off
#char 32
#end
:mal
:kar
#char 97
/i
#char 32
/i
#kar
:you
#char 89
/i
#char 32
/i
#you
@who
#cycle 2
#end
:off
#char 32
#end
:kar
#char 114
/i
#char 32
/i
#kar
:mal
#char 108
/i
#char 32
/i
#mal
:you
#char 79
/i
#char 32
/i
#you
@who
#cycle 2
#end
:off
#char 32
#end
:kar
:mal
#char 101
/i
#char 32
/i
#mal
:you
#char 85
/i
#char 32
/i
#you
@who
#cycle 2
#end
:off
:you
#char 32
#end
:kar
#char 110
/i
#char 32
/i
#kar
:mal
#char 101
/i
#char 32
/i
#mal
@who
#cycle 2
#end
:off
:you
:kar
#char 32
#end
:mal
#char 110
/i
#char 32
/i
#mal
#bind daz2
#bind daz
#bind daz2
#bind daz
#bind daz
#bind daz
#cycle 2
#end
:mus
#char 14
/i
#walk n
/e
#char 13
/w/e
#die
#bind dem2
@dem2
#cycle 1
#end
:summ
#char 220
#end
:chase
#walk e
#end
:poof
#die
@daz2
#cycle 1
#end
:on
#char 9
/i
#char 7
/i
#on
:off
#die
#bind daz2
@Lsw
#cycle 1
#end
:flip
#char 207
#play t1
#all:light
#end
:dist
#char 205
/i
#char 196
/i
#char 45
/i
#char 250
/i
#die
@Msw
#cycle 1
#end
:flip
#char 207
#play t1
#all:mus
#end
:dist
#char 205
/i
#char 196
/i
#char 45
/i
#char 250
/i
#die
@Karen
#cycle 1
#end
:come
/s/s/i
#char 1
/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w
/w/w/w/w/w/w/w
#end
:pushmal
/i/i/w/w
#play t90
#Maleen:pushed
/w
#cycle 11
/i
#who:kar
And -I- am the GREAT Black Wizard Karen!!!
/i/i
You: ..er...Did I mention the WONDERFUL
/i/i
#who:off
#daz:off
#daz2:off
supporting cast? ...
/i/i
You: Karen, demonstrate some of your
/i/i
awesome powers!
/i/i
Karen: Ok...
/i/i/i
#cycle 1
** LIGHTNING! **
#play t1x4690
#change yellow invisible normal
/i
#change yellow normal empty
#change white invisible yellow normal
/i
#change yellow normal empty
#change blue invisible yellow breakable
/i
#change yellow breakable empty
#cycle 11
/i
You: Ouch!! Not me!!
/i/i
Karen: Oops. Sorry.
/i/i
You: Try something less destructive...
/i/i
...like maybe ** PILLOW ** ??
#Maleen:posi
/i/i
Karen: How about...
/i/i/i
** SUMMON! **
#spell:summon
#cycle 1
#end
:augh
Karen: Uh oh...
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
AUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
/i
#all:chase
:chase
#walk e
#end
:thud
#char 32
#die
#bind dem2
#bind dem
@dem5
#cycle 1
#end
:summ
#char 10
#end
:chase
#walk e
#end
:poof
#die
@dem
#cycle 1
#end
:summ
#char 178
#end
:chase
#walk e
#end
:poof
#die
@daz
#cycle 1
#end
:on
#char 7
/i
#char 9
/i
#on
:off
#die
@Maleen
#cycle 1
#end
:come
/s
#char 2
/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w
/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w
#play t90
#You:push
/w
#end
:brag
#who:mal
Well..I am Maleen! The great White Wizard!
#cycle 22
'
/i
#Karen:pushmal
#cycle 1
#end
:pushed
/s/s/i/s
#end
:posi
/n/n/e/e/n
#end
:chase
#walk e
#end
:thud
#char 32
#walk idle
/n
#end
:sheesh
...sheesh...
#char 2
/w/s
/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w
/w/w/w/w/w/w/w
#DrKris:push
/w
#end
:closer
/w
#end
:backup
/e
#end
:const
/e/e/e/e/e
#cycle 11
/i
Maleen: I shall now perform MY magic!
/i/i
Karen: ...sheesh...
/i/i
Maleen: AHEM...My first trick...
#bunny:redy
/i/i
Maleen: A rabbit out of my...thin air!
/i/i
** POOF! **
#bunny:out
/i/i
Karen: That's SOME bunny!
/i/i
Maleen: It's...The energizer bunny!
#bunny:drum
/i/i
It keeps going and going and going and...
#bunny:leave
#end
:next
/i
Maleen: Now for some more animals...
#anim:pre
/i/i
A snake!!!
#anim:snake
/i
A lion!!!
#anim:lion
/i
A tiger!!!
#anim:tiger
/i
A bear!!! (oh my!)
#anim:bear
/i
And a dragon!
#anim:dragon
/i/i/i
You: MALEEN!!!
/i/i
Maleen: What now??
/i/i
You: I thought this was a title screen!
/i/i
Maleen: Well, duh...
/i/i
You: It looks more like a zoo!!!
/i/i
Maleen: Ok...Ok...Gimme a sec...
/i/i/i
*** DISSOLVE! ***
#anim:diss
#play t++g-g-g+g+f#-f#-f#+f#+d!-d!-d!-d!
/i/i/i
Karen: ACK!! Those poor things... <sob>
/i/i
Karen: ...
/i/i
** AVALANCHE! **
#rock:fall
#end
:hither
Maleen: OUCH! Why'd ya do that??? <oooh..>
/i/i
Karen: That'll teach you to hurt poor
/i/i
little innocent animals!
/i/i
Maleen: You should know by now that they
/i/i
are all illusions!!!
/i/i
You: That's enough of that! Cut it out!
/i/i
It looks like our time for the title
/i/i
screen is almost up...
/i/i/i
Let's go now.
/i/i
Maleen: Already???
/i/i
Karen: But we were having fun!!!
/i/i
You: I know. But the poor player out there
/i/i
is wondering when they'll get a chance to
/i/i
actually play!
/i/i
Karen: You mean it's time to PLAY???
/i/i
Maleen: The GAME???
/i/i
You: Yes, it is.
/i/i
Maleen & Karen: Goody!
#cycle 1
/i
#DrKris:slowoff
#cycle 7
#walk e
#zap thud
Maleen: Just remember...I'm the star!
/i/i/i/i
Karen: Nonononono...I'M the star.
/i
:lp
/i/i/i
Maleen: Sorry. But -I'M- the star.
/i/i/i/i
Karen: Excuse me...I AM THE STAR.
/i
#lp
:thud
#You:gogo
#die
@DrKris
#cycle 2
#end
:red
#char 1
/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e
/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e
#cycle 22
I would like to take this opportunity...
/i/i
...to introduce myself.
/i
I am, how you say, the villian.
/i
My name is Dr Kris.
/i
And now.. I will DESTROY YOU!!!
#play t+d#-d#+d-dt.dsds.did
/i
HAHAHAHAhahahahah!
/i
#Cc:cc
#cycle 1
#end
:okey
#Maleen:sheesh
#end
:push
#play t90
Ooof...
/w/w/w/w
#cycle 22
Maleen: KAREN!
/i
That was not funny!
/i
Karen: Well you didn't have to push me!
/i
#Maleen:closer
Maleen: Oh yeah? You shouldn't even be
/e
pretending! It's a serious matter!
/i
Karen: HA! All it was was a costume!
/i
Maleen: Well, one good thing...
/i
#You:saveday
Karen: What!?
/i
Maleen: It certainly improves your looks!
#cycle 1
#end
:backup
/w
#end
:const
/n
/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e
#end
:slowoff
#cycle 7
#walk e
#end
:thud
#die
@dem4
#cycle 1
#end
:summ
#char 92
#end
:chase
#walk e
#end
:poof
#die
#bind dem
#bind dem
#bind dem
@demC
#cycle 1
#end
:summ
#char 223
#end
:chase
#walk e
#end
:thud
#all:poof
#die
@You
#cycle 1
/i/i/i/i/i/i
#char 2
/i
/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w
/i/i/i/i
#cycle 22
Hello, player.
/i
I am the star of this game.
/i
I am, technically, YOU.
/i
YOU will control me through my adventures.
/i
(why do I always get the stupid ones...)
/i
Huh? Yeah..Uh...Well...
/i
We seem to be having some technical
/i
difficultys with the title screen.
/i
Rather easy to fix...
/i
First, we need some light...
#cycle 1
/i/i/i
/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/n/i/i
#Lsw:flip
/i/i/i/s/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#cycle 22
There. That's better.
/i
Now...Some music...
/i
#cycle 1
/e/e/n/i/i
#Msw:flip
/i/i/i/s/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Ahhh. Beautiful music.
/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/i/i
#cycle 22
/i
What?
/i
You don't hear the music???
/i
Trust me, it's beautiful.
/i
Now...Oh yeah...Credits!
/i
First...A by-line.
#cycle 11
/i/i
#play t04
-< snap of fingers >-
#all:byl
/i
#cycle 22
There.
/i
Now...The CAST!!!
/i
First off...The star...
/i
ME! (you...)
#daz:on
#daz2:on
#who:you
#cycle 33
/i
#Maleen:come
#Karen:come
#cycle 1
#end
:push
#who:off
#Lsw:dist
#Msw:dist
Ooof...
/w/w/w/w/w
#cycle 20
/i
#Maleen:brag
#cycle 1
#end
:chase
#walk e
#end
:thud
#walk idle
#DrKris:red
#char 32
#end
:saveday
/n
#char 2
/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w
/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w
/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w
/s
#Maleen:backup
#DrKris:backup
#cycle 22
#play t90
You: Hey!
/i
Stop it this instant!
/i
Karen: (sarcastically) Yes Mother!
/i
You: Very funny.
/i
Now can we please have some CONSTRUCTIVE
/i
title screen behavior???
/i
Karen & Maleen: Ok...
/i
#all:const
#cycle 1
/e
#end
:gogo
#cycle 2
You: -< shrug >-
#walk e
#zap thud
#end
:thud
#walk idle
Oh well...
#bunny2:Nend
#char 32
#end
:comment
#cycle 2
#char 2
/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w
You: By the way, the show is over.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
You: Press 'P' to play...
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
...and enjoy!!!
/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e
#die
#bind dem3
@dem3
#cycle 1
#end
:summ
#char 208
#end
:chase
#walk e
#end
:poof
#die
@Cc
#cycle 1
#end
:cc
/n/i
#put n white object
/i
#put n cyan object
/i/i/i
#put n white object
/i
#put n cyan object
/i/i/i
#put n white object
/i/i
#put n cyan object
/i/i
#put n white object
/i
#put n cyan object
/i
#put n white object
/i
#put n cyan object
/i
#put n white object
/i/i/i
#DrKris:okey
#die
@anim
#cycle 1
#end
:pre
/n/n/e
#end
:dragon
#play t-cf#b!+d!fsg#xg#fxa#g#xxs.f
#char 15
/i
#char 42
/i
#char 43
/i
#char 146
/i
#cycle 3
:l
#go rndp rndne
#l
:diss
#cycle 1
#char 15
/i
#char 247
/i
#if blocked e noe
#put e purple line
:noe
#if blocked w now
#put w purple line
:now
#char 249
/i
#change purple line empty
#die
@anim
#cycle 1
#end
:pre
/n
#end
:bear
#play t-cf#b!+d!fg#+da+c
#char 15
/i
#char 42
/i
#char 43
/i
#char 153
/i
#cycle 2
:l
#go rndp rndne
#l
:diss
#cycle 1
#char 15
/i
#char 247
/i
#if blocked w now
#put w blue line
:now
#if blocked e noe
#put e blue line
:noe
#char 249
/i
#change blue line empty
#die
@anim
#cycle 1
#end
:pre
/n
#end
:tiger
#play t-cf#b!+d!fg#+da+c
#char 15
/i
#char 42
/i
#char 43
/i
#char 227
/i
#cycle 2
:l
#go rndp rndne
#l
:diss
#cycle 1
#char 15
/i
#char 247
/i
#if blocked w now
#put w cyan line
:now
#if blocked e noe
#put e cyan line
:noe
#char 249
/i
#change cyan line empty
#die
@anim
#cycle 1
#end
:pre
/n
#end
:lion
#play t-cf#b!+d!fg#+da+c
#char 15
/i
#char 42
/i
#char 43
/i
#char 234
/i
#cycle 2
:l
#go rndp rndne
#l
:diss
#cycle 1
#char 15
/i
#char 247
/i
#if blocked e noe
#put e red line
:noe
#if blocked w now
#put w red line
:now
#char 249
/i
#change red line empty
#die
@anim
#cycle 1
#end
:pre
/n/n/w
#end
:snake
#play t-cf#b!+d!fg#+da+c
#char 15
/i
#char 42
/i
#char 43
/i
#char 235
/i
#cycle 2
:l
#go rndp rndne
#l
:diss
#cycle 1
#char 15
/i
#char 247
/i
#if blocked w now
#put w green line
:now
#if blocked e noe
#put e green line
:noe
#char 249
/i
#change green line empty
#die
@bunny
#cycle 1
#end
:redy
/n/n/w/w
#end
:out
#play t+be!fc-be!fc-be!fc-b!
#char 15
/i
#char 42
/i
#char 43
/i
#char 38
/e
#end
:drum
#cycle 2
#put e white boulder
#end
:leave
#play t6
#try e ee
#play t4
#try e ee
#leave
:ee
#put e empty
/e
#Maleen:next
#die
@bunny2
#cycle 2
#end
:Nend
/i/i/i
#char 254
#play t6
/i
#char 38
#put e white boulder
#play t4
/i
:lp
:lp
:lp
:lp
#play t6
/e
#play t4
/e
#zap lp
#lp
:lp
The energizer bunny...
:l2
:l2
:l2
:l2
:l2
:l2
#play t6
/e
#play t4
/e
#zap l2
#l2
:l2
It keeps going...and going...and going...
:loop
#play t6
#try e endloop
#play t4
#try e endloop
#loop
:endloop
#put e empty
/e
#porky:all
#die
@porky
#cycle 1
#end
:all
#char 1
#mus:looney
/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n
#cycle 11
/i/i
Porky Pig: Abadeababadadebdab...
/i/i
That's all folks!!!
/i
#cycle 1
/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s
#You:comment
#die