#play acbacbabcbabcbcacgehfghegchegcfghefh @LonesomeDwarf #cycle 1 Wh.... ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!! /s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s OUCH OWIE OUCH!!! /w /s/s Pah. /w/w #Put S Empty Geh. /s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s /n/n /s/s /n /s #cycle 3 Uhhh..... Hi.... um, this is my game, /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i uh, it's made by me, lonesomedwarf, and, /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Ummm.... did I mention that I made it? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i well, hey. How about you press 'p' now, /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i ok? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i I mean, it's not as if you want to gaze /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i apon my sexy bodee for all eternity, is /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i it? Well, no, I guess thats asking too /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i much.... well, I guess that it not because /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i you want to hear the sound of my voice, /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i either, because ZZT only supports PC /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i speaker, and synthesised voice type sound /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i files just aren't possible.... unless /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i they're really clever, like the guys /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i that made Mach 3... that really old /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i game... played it? Hmm... I've got it /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i around here someplace on a 5&1/4" disk... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Oh, and that game called Crime Wave! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i That had pretty awesome PC speaker sfx /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i too! Oh, but I'm just rambling on. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Hey, I know! You're trying to put /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i off playing my game, aren't you? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Well, I'm onto you, chump! Actually, if /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i you didn't want to play it, you wouldn't /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i listened to me up to now would you? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Well, ahhhhhhh forget it. My brain hurts /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i already. Just at least try the game, will /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i you? Oh yeah. one more thing, WHY DID I /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i FALL FROM THE TOP OF THE SCREEN??? I MEAN, /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS!! WHY DID I DO /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i THAT? SOMEBODYS PLAYING A PRANK ON ME!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i HONESLY, BA.... Hmmm, why am I yelling? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Most of you have probably left the room /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i already, anyway. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Oh well, maybe I'll just order a pizza. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i No, I'll get some McDonalds. Mmmmm..... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i See ya later, I guess.... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i PRESS P /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i PRESS P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRESS P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRESS P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i/i/i This message will now repeat.... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Uhhh..... Hi.... um, this is my game, /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i uh, it's made by me, lonesomedwarf, and, /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i And.......... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i I'M TRICK YOU! HA HA HA HA! I SAID THE /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i MESSAGE WAS GOING TO REPEAT, AND IT /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i DIDN'T! HA HA HA HA! I'M TRICK YOU! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i YOU YAM SUCK!!!!! NOW, YOU MUST PRESS P! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Thats all, lads.... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i A twisted view into lonesomedwarfs /i/i/i/i/i/i/i shattered mind. #cycle 1 /i #char 25 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 19 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #die #end :touch NO TOUCH! #end Far east of Eden... °²²° ² ²°° ²²° ² ² ²°²² ± ° ² ± ° °² ² ° ²±° ² ² ² ± ² ² ² ² ²° Û Û±°²² Û ± Û ²² Û ² ÛÛ²± Û ° Û °ÛÛ² Û ° ± Û²± ° °° ° ±°° °°± °° ° ²²±±± °°±±± ±±±± ±± ÛÛ²²²²°Û ±±±²°Û°²²²±°°ÛÛÛ°°²²••••••••••••••••• Û²Û Û ±²²° ²² Û ² Û ²ÛÛ ÛÛ ² Û ÛÛ° Û ²²²²²Û Û°± °²² ± ±± ± ± ±° ± ° °° ° ° °°°°°° °°°°°°