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@Maullar_Maullar
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MAULLAR_MAULLAR: Yo.
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I'm back on the ZZT scene.
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With a brand new ZZT game.
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That really sucks.
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Even the title screen sucks.
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Just to remind you,
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this is NOT a StaidSoft release.
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Why?
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I don't want my company getting sued
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for copyright violations.
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Which there are many of in this game.
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In fact,
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You might even say that
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There is an obscene number
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Of copyright violations in this game.
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But I can always argue fair use.
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Press P to play.
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If you didn't already know that,
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you're stepid.
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One last thing.
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If you're still with me that is.
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You may NOT use this game as a base
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To build other games.
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If you do so,
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I will dive through your window,
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shield myself from glass with my thick
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trenchcoat,
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use my momentum to roll while firing
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my dual Ingrams at you,
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slide under a table
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while kicking it over for cover,
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and firing at you all that time,
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then I will strafe toward the wall
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while shooting at you,
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run partially up the wall
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like in the Matrix,
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leap over your head
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from the wall,
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and while you are stunned,
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I will shoot you dead.
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I will then loot your corpse.
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Then I will polymorph your corpse into
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another comestible.
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Mwahahahahaha!
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That's all.
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