#END
:TITLE
#PLAY xi4
#CHANGE WHITE INVISIBLE YELLOW SOLID
#CHANGE CYAN INVISIBLE RED FAKE
/i/i/i/i/i/i
#PLAY xi2
#CHANGE RED INVISIBLE YELLOW SOLID
#CHANGE PURPLE INVISIBLE RED FAKE
/i/i/i/i/i/i
#SEND ALL:TEXT
#END
@Mood
#END
:Bombone
/i/i/i
#CHAR 001
#CYCLE 3
/s/s/s/s/s/s/s
/e
#END
:Mood
/i/i/i/i
I believe that Jerk, in his own moronic
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
Seventies way, has made a point. Those
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/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
Two obviously didn't count on any
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/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
Hostile resistance.
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/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
#SEND ALL:BRENT
#END
:LEAVE
#DIE
@Ginny
#End
:LEAVE
#DIE
#END
:BOMBONE
/i/i/i
#CHAR 002
#CYCLE 3
/s/s/s/s/s/s/s
/w
#END
:GINNY
/i/i/i/i
Gee, Jerk, who IS this guy?
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
#SEND ALL:JERK
#END
@Music
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#play ixdxdxfxdxgxggxg#xg
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#play ixxdxdxfxdxgxggxa
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#play ixxdxdxfxdxgxggxg#xg
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#play ixxaxxxaxxxdxdddxxx
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#SEND ALL:TALKIN
#END
:SONG
#RESTART
#END
@FSJIPFWE
#END
:TALKIN
#ZAP TALKIN
#END
:TALKIN
/i/i/i/i/i
And so, the StixVille Bomb Squad
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Walked off.........
#SEND ALL:LEAVE
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Because it was time for lunch.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
But little did they realize,
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
That soon, disaster would strike
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
StixVille, and they would be forced
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
To appear in a pathetic series of
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
ZZT, QBASIC, AND MZX games.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
This is the beginning.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
This is where it all starts.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Aren't you excitied.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Press 'P' to play.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
The title screen is done.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Maybe.
#CYCLE 255
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#CYCLE 3
Since you waited this long,
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
I'll give you ten thousand
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Torches.
#SET TORCHES
#END
@Biff
#END
:BAD
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#CHAR 002
/e/e/e/e/e/e
/i/i/i/i
#SHOOT E
ARRRRRGGGHHHH!!
/i/i
#SHOOT E
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
/i/i
#SHOOT E
Ow.
#SEND ALL:POP
/i/i/i/i
/n
/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e
/s
/i/i/i/i/i
Heh, heh. Now we own dis tahn, Al.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Thaz rite, Biff. Time ta surf the wave.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
CRIME WAVE, dat is! Har!
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Har! Youze is funne, Al. Reaal funne.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Now der ain't no onesz dat can stop us.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Yeah, Biff. Crime is here ta stay.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#SEND ALL:ZAOR
#END
:Hello
/i/i
Hey! Who r yu?
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Foolish humans. I am Zargon,
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Supreme Emperor of the planet M¢¤-k.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
To your right is Sagivous, second in
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
command.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Your planet is OURS NOW. Mu-ha-ha-ha!!!
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Nice laugh.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Thank you. Now, you must DIE!!!!
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Wez ain't gohin dahn wit out a fight!
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Git 'em, Al!
#SEND ALL:ALSHOT
#SHOOT W
/i/i
#SHOOT W
/i/i
#SHOOT W
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
That was very un-nessasary, human scum.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Prepair to die. Buh-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!!!
/i/i/i
#SEND ALL:LAZER
#END
:World
ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!
#PUT N RED FAKE
#PUT S RED FAKE
#PUT W RED FAKE
#PUT E RED FAKE
#BECOME YELLOW SOLID
#END
@Al
#End
:Bad
/s
#CHAR 001
/w/w/w/w/w/w
/i/i/i/i/i
#SHOOT W
ACKKKKKK!!!!!
/i/i
#SHOOT W
BLARGHHH!!!!!!!
/i
#SHOOT W
Yeah!
#SEND ALL:POOP
/i/i/i/i
/n
/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w
/s
#End
:ALSHOT
#SHOOT E
/i/i
#SHOOT E
/i/i
#SHOOT E
#END
:Shot
MY ARM!!
#ZAP SHOT
#END
:SHOT
MY LEG!
#ZAP SHOT
#END
:SHOT
MY LANTA!!!!!
#PUT N RED FAKE
#PUT S RED FAKE
#PUT W RED FAKE
#PUT E RED FAKE
#SEND ALL:BADEAD
#BECOME YELLOW SOLID
#END
@Jimmy
#end
:Go
#CHAR 002
/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e
Jimmy:Hey Billy!
/i/i/i/i/i/i
Billy:Hey Jimmy!
/i/i/i/i/i/i
Jimmy:Let's play catch!
/i/i/i/i/i/i
Billy:Yeah!
#SEND ALL:BALL
/i/i/i/i/i/i
Jimmy:Weeeeeee! What fun!
/i/i/i/i/i/i
Billy:Yeah!
/i/i/i/i/i/i
Jimmy:I love being able to play catch!
/i/i/i/i/i/i
Jimmy:At night!
/i/i/i/i/i/i
Jimmy:Alone!
/i/i/i/i/i/i
Jimmy:In a bad neighborhood!
/i/i/i/i/i/i
Jimmy:Completely unprotected!
/i/i/i/i/i/i
Billy:Yeah!
/i/i/i/i/i/i
Jimmy:Nothing bad will EVER happen!
/i/i/i/i/i/i
Billy:Yeah!
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#SEND ALL:BAD
#END
:POP
#PUT N RED FAKE
#PUT S RED FAKE
#PUT E RED FAKE
#PUT W RED FAKE
#BECOME RED SOLID
#END
@Ball
#End
:Ball
#CHAR 007
#CYCLE 1
/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e
/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e
/i/i/i/i
/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w
/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w
/i/i/i/i
#SEND BALL:BALL
:pop
#DIE
@Billy
#End
:go
#Char 001
/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w
#End
:poop
#PUT N RED FAKE
#PUT S RED FAKE
#PUT E RED FAKE
#PUT W RED FAKE
#BECOME RED SOLID
@Zargon
#END
:ZAOR
/n
#CHAR 002
/e/e/e/e/e/e/e
/n/n
/e/e/e/e/e/e/e
/s/s
/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e
/i/i
#SEND ALL:Hello
#END
:BADEAD
/i/i/i
/n/n
/e/e/e/e/e/e
Well, Sagivous, it look like WE
/i/i/i/i/i
are now the ones who are
/i/i/i/i/i
owning this town.
/i/i/i/i/i
Yes, you see, now the omnious
/i/i/i/i/i
sounding Plan 3Q can begin.
/i/i/i/i/i
No one can stop us.
/i/i/i/i/i
#SEND ALL:BOMB
#END
:SHOT
#ZAP SHOT
#END
:SHOT
#ZAP SHOT
#END
:SHOT
#ZAP SHOT
#END
:SHOT
AHHH! RETREAT!!
#SEND ALL:BOMBONE
#DIE
@GUNN
#END
:LAZER
/n
#CHAR 016
/e/e
#SEND ALL:WORLD
#DIE
@Sagivous
#END
:ZAOR
/n
#CHAR 002
/w/w/w/w/w/w/w
/n/n
/w/w/w/w/w/w/w
/s/s
/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w
#END
:lazer
#SHOOT W
/i/i
#SHOOT W
/i/i
#SHOOT W
#END
:BADEAD
/i/i/i
/n/n
/w/w/w/w/w
#END
:Shot
#ZAP SHOT
#END
:SHOT
#ZAP SHOT
#END
:SHOT
#ZAP SHOT
#END
:SHOT
/i/i/i/i
PQOWIEURYT¢•ûùû****
#PUT N PURPLE FAKE
#PUT S PURPLE FAKE
#PUT W PURPLE FAKE
#PUT E PURPLE FAKE
#END
@P
#END
:TEXT
#PLAY ix8
#CHAR 080
#END
@A
#END
:TEXT
#CHAR 065
#END
@R
#END
:TEXT
#CHAR 082
#END
@T
#END
:TEXT
#CHAR 084
#END
@O
#END
:TEXT
/i/i/i/i/i/i
#PLAY ix6
#CHAR 079
#END
@N
#END
:TEXT
/i/i/i/i/i/i
#CHAR 078
#END
@E
#END
:TEXT
/i/i/i/i/i/i
#CHAR 069
/i/i/i/i/i/i
#SEND ALL:PLOT
#END
@'
#END
:PLOT
/i/i
#PLAY Xi2
#CHAR 039
#END
@P
#END
:PLOT
/i/i/i
#CHAR 080
#PLAY xi2
#END
@l
#END
:PLOT
/i/i/i/i
#CHAR 108
#PLAY xi2
#END
@o
#END
:PLOT
/i/i/i/i/i
#CHAR 111
#PLAY xi2
#END
@t
#END
:PLOT
/i/i/i/i/i/i
#CHAR 116
#PLAY xi2
#END
@?
#END
:PLOT
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#CHAR 063
#PLAY xi2
#END
@W
#END
:PLOT
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#CHAR 087
#PLAY xi2
#END
@h
#END
:PLOT
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#CHAR 104
#PLAY xi2
#END
@a
#END
:PLOT
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#CHAR 097
#PLAY xi2
#END
@t
#END
:PLOT
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#CHAR 116
#PLAY xi2
#END
@p
#END
:PLOT
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#CHAR 112
#PLAY xi2
#END
@l
#END
:PLOT
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#CHAR 108
#PLAY xi2
#END
@o
#END
:PLOT
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#CHAR 111
#PLAY xi2
#END
@t
#END
:PLOT
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#CHAR 116
#PLAY xi2
#END
@?
#END
:PLOT
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#CHAR 063
#PLAY xi2
#END
@'
#END
:PLOT
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
/i
#CHAR 039
#PLAY xi2
#SEND ALL:SONG
#END
@Omnious Dark Voice
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
StixVille: The most peaceful town
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
In America.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
The ideal surburb\small city.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
High employment.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Good envirornmental standards.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Low crime rate.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Until one day..............
#SEND ALL:GO
#End
@Brent
#End
:BOMB
#CYCLE 3
#SHOOT N
#END
:BOMBONE
/i/i/i
#CHAR 002
/n
/n/n/n/n/n/n/n
/i/i/i/i/i
Hmmmmm......Of all the people I've ever
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
Shot, this one is the FIRST that's ever
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
Had purple blood.
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
#SEND ALL:GINNY
#END
:BRENT
/i/i/i
And there's no resistance more hostile
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
Than us! The Bomb Squad!
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
#SEND ALL:TITLE
#END
:LEAVE
#DIE
@Jerk
#END
:BOMB
#CYCLE 3
#SHOOT N
#END
:BOMBONE
#CHAR 002
/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n
/w
#END
:JERK
/i/i/i/i
Well, Ginny, it 'beats me'!
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
But these 'cats' obiously
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
Weren't 'Hip to the Know!'
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
/n
/s
#SEND ALL:MOOD
#END
:LEAVE
#DIE