²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² ²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²          ² ²          ²²²² ²²²²²²²²²² ²²²²²²²²²² ²²²² ² °°°°°°° °°°°°°° °°°°°°°° ² ²²²² ² °° °° °° ² ²²²² ² °° °° °° ² ²²²²²² °° °° °° ²²²²² °° °° °° ²² @thing /i #change red invisible water /i #change red water breakable /i #change red breakable normal /i #play ++++++tcfg /i #change blue invisible water /i #change blue water breakable /i #change blue breakable normal /i #ZZTOmega:go #end °°°°°°° °°°°°° °° ²² ²² ²² ²² @ZZTOmega #end :go #char 2 /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Hello! I'm ZZTOmega! Welcome to /i/i/i/i/i ZED-OMEGA's magazine,ZZT Times! /i/i/i/i/i (Oh jeez,another magazine) /i/i/i/i/i Now, meet my friend, T0UCAN /i/i/i/i/i #T0UCAN:go #end ²² @T0UCAN #cycle 1 #end :go /i/i/i/i/i #play ti+tc1234 #char 46 /i #char 249 /i #char 40 /i #char 64 /i #char 2 #cycle 3 Hey! I'm T0UCAN! /i/i/i/i/i I'm the best programmer in the whole /i/i/i/i/i wide world. /i/i/i/i/i No yer not!­!­!­ /i/i/i/i/i Okay, ya want the truth? /i/i/i/i/i I'm the editor of this mag -=sniff!=- /i/i/i/i/i I never wanted to be an editor! /i/i/i/i/i (Well, yes I did, but it's part of a gag, /i/i/i/i/i so lighten up!) /i/i/i/i/i I never wanted to be an editor! /i/i/i/i/i I wanted to be a lumberjack! /i/i/i/i/i Leaping from tree to tree! /i/i/i/i/i The Scotswood, the Red, the Fir, /i/i/i/i/i the Pine, and the Cedar, and the Oak! /i/i/i/i/i (It's from Monty Python!) /i/i/i/i/i I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, /i/i/i/i/i I sleep all night, I work all day! /i/i/i/i/i Okay, I'll stop now. Meet ZZTZed! /i/i/i/i/i Our happily, yet strangely, weird /i/i/i/i/i vice prez! #ZZTZed:go #end ²² @CLAbles #end :go #char 1 Hey there, I'm CLAbles! /i/i/i/i/i What were you expecting? /i/i/i/i/i A whole bunch of meaningless chars, /i/i/i/i/i forming a snappy entrance? /i/i/i/i/i This only makes me more unique! /i/i/i/i/i Plus, I'm the only inverted char here! /i/i/i/i/i Only not for long. Meet Jmstuckman! /i/i/i/i/i #Jmstuckman:go #end ²² #cycle 1 :loop /i #change gem boulder /i #change boulder gem #loop @Computer #end :go #char 254 #end @ZZTZed #cycle 2 #end :go /i/i/i/i/i #char 46 /i #char 7 /i #char 43 /i #char 42 /i #char 120 /i #char 15 /i #char 248 /i #char 249 /i #char 111 /i #char 79 /i #char 2 #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i Whoa Zed, you're weren't where you were /i/i/i/i/i supposed ta be! /i/i/i/i/i Well, who cares, I'm yer vice-prez! /i/i/i/i/i Good. Right now I'm working on an official /i/i/i/i/i web site for our company! /i/i/i/i/i The URL's comin' up soon! /i/i/i/i/i Either that, or T0UCAN forgot it already. /i/i/i/i/i Wait, I'm programming right now. #Computer:go /i/i/i/i/i Why doncha meet CLAbles? /i/i/i/i/i #CLAbles:go #end @Jmstuckman #end :go #cycle 1 /i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #char 1 /i #cycle 3 Hello People! #play t+c-gec /i #play tcc#d /i #play tcase /i #play t+d+c+t+d+c+t+d+c+t+d+c /i #play tatatatatatatatatatatata++++++++ta /i Neat, huh? /i/i/i/i/i 'Hey, Jmstuckman, whaddaya wanna say? #Snowm60125:go #end ²²²²² @Snowm60125 #end :go /i/i/i/i/i #char 56 /i/i/i/i/i Huh? That's not what I programmed it to /i/i/i/i/i be!? That was supposed to be Snowm! /i/i/i/i/i Oh wait. It's a Snowman! /i/i/i/i/i Get it? /i/i/i/i/i Snowman=Snowm60125?(Ha, ha! I'm so funny!) /i/i/i/i/i #char 2 (Apologies to Snowm for the abuse of his /i/i/i/i/i screen name.) /i/i/i/i/i (Apologies to all people who die instantly /i/i/i/i/i after using ZZT.) /i/i/i/i/i (Apologies to all people who die insantly /i/i/i/i/i after using ZZT, and have died right now.) /i/i/i/i/i Thanx for downloading this great mag. /i/i/i/i/i Press "P" ta play now! /i/i/i/i/i #end ²²²²²² ² ² ²²²² ² ² ²²²² ² Dedicated to Chris Kohler, Snowm ² ²²²² ²²²²²²²²²² and Matt Williams ²²²²²²²²²² ²²²²          ² A ZED-OMEGA Production ²          ²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² Issue #1 ²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²